The perfect movie does exist.
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The perfect movie does exist. *
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur.
At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to use it to fight crime.
And ninjas.
In five short years, The VelociPastor has already cemented itself as a cult hit, and become beloved worldwide. It has screened on every continent on Earth. Yes, including Antarctica.
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